Psh, Pshh- we need New York, or something close to it. How else am I supposed to survive? [He huffs and he puffs, but is mostly hot air.]
Apparently. Real tragedy we're dealing with. [He says whilst trying to finish a bowl of ice cream by himself. Ow, ow, OW, his brain.] Eeeughhh, this is what brain freeze feels like?
Yes, suffer. [He says in the flattest tone possible. A perfect mimicry of Donnie's usual tone. He then lifts the ice cream bowl up and slurps it loudly, maintaining eye contact.]
Yeah, yeah... [He's just going to take the laughing as he moves to get up and take stock of the mess. He's pantsless and covered in ice cream. What a day.]
I'm gonna try for a napkin or twenty, enjoy the disaster.
If you could. I'm pretty sure the parlor would spray me down with a hose if I tried to go inside like this. [He's not gonna argue any help on this front.]
Maybe next time I make a fool of myself in public! [He calls out, willing to admit he's been a bit of an ass in his own way. Even then, he still works on trying to clean up the mess. What napkins they had originally is being used to pat the table clean.]
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... Well that's disappointing, and good to know. What about the baconeggandcheeses? [Said in typical New Yorker style, all one word.]
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Tolerable, utterly tolerable, but not greasy enough. [The reviews are in, he's a New Yorker. The old accent is coming back, oh no.]
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Blasphemy. Do we have to make everything ourselves around here?
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Apparently. Real tragedy we're dealing with. [He says whilst trying to finish a bowl of ice cream by himself. Ow, ow, OW, his brain.] Eeeughhh, this is what brain freeze feels like?
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... I don't know, does it feel like an ice pick in your skull?
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[Yes, he can still argue whilst he suffers.] Yes, it does. A cold ice pick.
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[He snorts.] From what I remember, yeah that's how it felt. Maybe take a break and warm up?
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If the ice cream warms up, I'm making you drink the ice cream soup. [A threat. True cruelty from bother.]
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1/2 - instant karma for donnie tho
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He stares down at himself, not even mad. Just resigned.]
Okay- fine, I earned that.
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...
[No words, he just cracks and starts laughing at Leo's misfortune.]
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I'm gonna try for a napkin or twenty, enjoy the disaster.
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I... I can go get them, so you don't ah. Get the mess everywhere?
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[But he's heading towards the parlor to go get the napkins as quickly as he can.]
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Which he will hand over wordlessly to Leo.]
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Leonardo is not surprised. He accepts the napkins, motioning for his twin to settle.] Thanks, Dee. Sit down, I'll take care of it.
[He goes quiet, not about to force a conversation.]
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Ugh, I thought I was past being bad with strangers...
[Because yes, it's totally his autism and not the whole "lived in a warzone and has PTSD" thing.]
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