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[notapancake]

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[grabaslice]

Should I even ask why its called a christmas cactus? Good to know it meets your Donnie approval though.

I mean, you're the plant guy usually. I figured you had wisdom related to plant naming or opinions.

[notapancake]

Because they tend to start blooming around Christmas time, late November into December.

And it's not my plant.

[grabaslice]

Cool, good to know. Cad just said it'd be a good plant to have, and gave me it from his garden.

Alright, alright. Just means you don't get to be a critic about the name later.

[notapancake]

[LOUD GOOSE HISS at the mention of Cad.]

If it's a dumb name I have the right to call it out.

[grabaslice]

[why is he hearing geese tho-]

Nope, your thoughts regarding names will be null in void unless you participate now.

[notapancake]

[because your brother is a territorial little shit.]

If it has a dumb name it's leaving the apartment.

[grabaslice]

No you won't. It was a gift to me. Leave it be if you're that uninterested.

[notapancake]

If I was uninterested, this conversation would be shorter.

[grabaslice]

The plant shall further known as, Planty The Plant.

[Now he's just being a bitch]

[notapancake]

If you're going for stupid, why not Plant McPlantface?

[grabaslice]

Why, Donnie, what a beautiful suggestion you brought to me? Thank you! I will name my second born son Plant McPlantface.

[notapancake]

[...]

I'm going to throw it out.

[grabaslice]

Donatello. Don't mess with the plant, alright?

[Uh-oh, fully name time.]

[notapancake]

I shall leave everything to you then.

Don't come crying when it dies.

[grabaslice]

I'm not plant expert by any means, but, I think I'll manage okay. I thought you'd be excited I was taking an interest in plants, but, I guess not.

[notapancake]

[Oh Leo, he would be. If the plant wasn't a gift from some STRANGER.]

Think what you want.

[grabaslice]

Okay, I will. I'm thinking you and the plant will form a deep bond of friendship as you gaze at it in the windowsill.

[notapancake]

Or I drop it into the kitchen trash when you're out.

[grabaslice]

The hell crawled up your shell and died? C'mon, Donnie.

[notapancake]

Nothing, I'm not the one accepting gifts from a stranger after all.

[Sure he probably knows that Cad is Junior's therapist by now, but he is so annoyed by this with Leo.]

[grabaslice]

He helped me out too, Donnie. I'd like to think he and I could be friends in the future. If I don't mess it up anyway.

[notapancake]

Yeah, you'll mess it up.

[Now he's just being mean.]

[grabaslice]

Thanks for the vote of confidence.

It's not like it would be the only messed up thing in our family. I'll at least try, unlike you, because you're so fucking insistent on wallowing in the apartment.

[notapancake]

At least I'm not trusting someone I barely know, which you've done a lot and look how it ended for you!

[Should he start listing off the boyfriends, Leo?]

[grabaslice]

At least I've got people in my life, which is more than I can say for you!