Probably better than what we fed ourselves. [Keeping up with Leo, going outside. Don't mind the very subtle shift in his body language, he's still adjusting to an outside that's not a hellscape.]
... Mm, maybe we could somehow copy it here? [He means the chicken dupe soup.] But better, of course.
[Sometimes a turtle wants to eat awful recreations of food.]
These fancy chickens probably get magic grain or magic worms. [He has no idea what chickens eat, obviously.]
Maybe-? Mikey told me how he made it before, but, I don't remember specifics. [He taps his chin absently in thought as he leads the way.] Watered down vegetable stock, some spice combo that made you think of chicken when you ate the soup. Especially since it was just mostly filler meat and veg we had left over.
[Making a face at mention of magic, but he doesn't correct Leo because that's pretty close to what chickens eat? Mostly bugs and seed, so Leo isn't that far off.]
Hm, I could probably try to recreate it then? It doesn't sound too hard.
Shouldn't be, but, what the hell kind of meat are we using? Cause the dupe soup isn't meant to be chicken, and like hell I'm gonna eat rat. [He counters easily enough as he leads them down the sidewalk.]
And I refuse to catch a rat so... [He shrugs as they walk down the sidewalk, glad for the conversation because it means he doesn't have to think about how everything is way too... Open.]
Pretty sure Casey would disown us if we went back to rat eating. [He jokes idly, nudging Donnie. He can kind of guess what Donnie is feeling, so he's just talking to distract.] How about tofu for the chicken soup dupe?
Casey is not a salad kid. He'll eat everything else though. [He can't say too much given so much of their diet at that age was pizza.] C'mon, it's just tofu, Donald. Could be worse. Could be actual rat.
We'll splitsies on a bowl then. You wanna go with vanilla, or should we be daring and do chocolate swirled in vanilla?
[He just hms at that, because yeah. Can't really talk about eating healthily as teens. But making a face at Leo saying it's just tofu.] Honestly I might just eat rat instead.
Ah... I'd prefer vanilla, but if you want to be daring with a swirl I won't say no? [He can always eat around the chocolate swirl!]
Vanilla it is. Plain, no sprinkles, smoothest soft serve possible? [He is thinking about those Textures, since hell, he had a struggle with ice cream texture himself.]
[Ah yes, well... He isn't sure about that? He doesn't want to leave Leo alone, what if he needs Donnie? But also, he looks at the parlor and considers how busy it looks.]
Yeah, I'll be good. There should be some quieter tables near the edge here. [He motions at the array of outside tables for reference, figuring giving Donnie a little guidance wouldn't hurt.]
[Guidance is good as his eyes have shifted to gray, showing his nervousness beyond his body language. As he nods at Leo's advice as he heads towards the quieter tables.]
Also. Erm. I want to talk to you about something, that happened?
[He says before he goes to sit. Kinda going to have to admit to what happened with Donatello.]
Oh, sure. We'll talk. [Leo agrees easily enough, not that he can ask about what, as Donnie goes to claim a table.
All Leo can do is shake his head slightly, turning to the ice cream parlor. It doesn't take Leo terribly long before he comes back with a small bowl of vanilla ice cream. Two spoons buried into it.
He sets the bowl down in front of his twin before he sits down cross from Donnie.]
That isn't the point, Dee. [He sighs openly back, moving to dig his own spoon into the ice cream. He eats his first spoonful, trying to get used to the flavor.]
Why? What happened? [He's going to repeat himself and point at his twin with his own spoon in response.]
I hate to inform you, my dearest brother- all teenagers are kind of just little assholes. [He says plainly back.] Pretty sure that is why Raph had worry lines at 18 deeper than the grand canyon.
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... Mm, maybe we could somehow copy it here? [He means the chicken dupe soup.] But better, of course.
[Sometimes a turtle wants to eat awful recreations of food.]
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Maybe-? Mikey told me how he made it before, but, I don't remember specifics. [He taps his chin absently in thought as he leads the way.] Watered down vegetable stock, some spice combo that made you think of chicken when you ate the soup. Especially since it was just mostly filler meat and veg we had left over.
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Hm, I could probably try to recreate it then? It doesn't sound too hard.
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I mean, tofu could work? It's just as gross as rat.
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Tofu isn't that bad, Dee. It's tolerable. I mean, it'd be a dupe soup, so we can't have it be too good, y'know?
[He slows as they approach the ice cream parlor.] We splitting a bowl here, or you gonna try a whole cone on your own?
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It's gross and the texture is just wrong, Nardo. [Look he can slide back into old habits he wasn't allowed to have because, y'know, end of the world.
But yeah that's an ice cream parlor.] It'd... Probably be a waste getting a whole cone for myself?
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We'll splitsies on a bowl then. You wanna go with vanilla, or should we be daring and do chocolate swirled in vanilla?
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Ah... I'd prefer vanilla, but if you want to be daring with a swirl I won't say no? [He can always eat around the chocolate swirl!]
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[Which is less hellish, donthan]
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Ah, will you be fine if I grab a table, then?
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Also. Erm. I want to talk to you about something, that happened?
[He says before he goes to sit. Kinda going to have to admit to what happened with Donatello.]
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All Leo can do is shake his head slightly, turning to the ice cream parlor. It doesn't take Leo terribly long before he comes back with a small bowl of vanilla ice cream. Two spoons buried into it.
He sets the bowl down in front of his twin before he sits down cross from Donnie.]
Alright, spill.
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He looks at the ice cream in front of him and considers how to even say it... And well, fuck it.]
I tried to beat up the younger me a bit ago.
[And now he will grab a spoon and have some ice cream.]
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....Did you throw hands at a sixteen year old? Seriously? Why?
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I'm pretty sure he's older than sixteen, Leo.
[And just not answering that why question.]
finally get to use this icon
Why? What happened? [He's going to repeat himself and point at his twin with his own spoon in response.]
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... Was I always a little piece of shit when I was that age, I don't remember being that bad?
[So just avoiding it!]
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It also explains why you look even shittier at your age in comparison.
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1/2 - instant karma for donnie tho
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